Bitcoin surges to $87,000 on Yom Kippur

Stop obsessing over charts and start watching the religious calendar. Bitcoin’s surge to $87,000 proves it’s following the "Sell Rosh Hashanah, buy Yom Kippur" strategy—a pattern that has outperformed the market since 1907. While skeptics claim the data is skewed by the 2008 crash, the $746 million in forced liquidations shows the "holiday effect" is more powerful than any technical indicator. Is Bitcoin now just a slave to ancient Wall Street lore? What’s your take?
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