LIVE: Coinbase Q3 2026 earnings call

Coinbase’s $719 million profit is a total illusion. While the headline suggests a massive operational turnaround, these gains were driven almost entirely by unrealized increases in the value of the crypto they hold, not by their actual business performance. With trading volumes falling 10% and the stock down 30% this year, is Coinbase actually a successful company, or just a glorified HODLer masquerading as a profitable exchange? Do you think this "profit" actually counts?
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