Musk drinks three pints, Coinbase CEO barely finishes one, new ranking shows

Oct 17, 2026 9:29 PMPublished Oct 17, 2026 9:29 PM

While Elon Musk topped the "Cheeky Pint" leaderboard by drinking three full pints, Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong claims that finishing dead last is the real victory. By drinking only a sixth of a pint, Armstrong argues he actually won the "healthmaxxing" benchmark. He’s even using his low alcohol consumption to promote his anti-aging startup, NewLimit, which aims to rejuvenate the livers of those who drink more. Is sobriety the ultimate tech power move, or is this just cope? What's your take?
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Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong finished last on a viral ranking of how much beer tech's biggest names drank on John Collison's podcast. He says that makes him the real winner.

www.thestreet.comMusk drinks three pints, Coinbase CEO barely finishes one, new ranking showsCoinbase CEO Brian Armstrong finished last on a viral ranking of how much beer tech's biggest names drank on John Collison's podcast. He says that makes him the real winner.

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