Trump declares ‘the moon is ours’, DOGE says 'there is a queue'

Donald Trump’s claim that "the moon is ours" is already outdated; he’s stuck in a queue behind a meme coin. The DOGE-1 mission, funded entirely in Dogecoin, proves that crypto capital is now more effective at reaching the lunar surface than government decree. We are entering an era where a digital joke has more space-faring legitimacy than national policy. Is the future of the galaxy really going to be dictated by Dogecoin? Do you agree?
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